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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:23 pm    Post subject: Not feeling well, dear? Suck on this then Reply with quote

Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness

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Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.

According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.

But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.

Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.

Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.

PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheaper than a yoghurt drink every morning, too!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a 'psychologist' talking about immunology?

Besides, the problem has been solved already: the body is super sensitive to all those natural 'poisons' in food (plants don't like to be eaten). Just eat the right stuff.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:36 am    Post subject: Re: Not feeling well, dear? Suck on this then Reply with quote

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Me too! And not JUST when they are supporting my sexaul desires as a valid form of treatment.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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. . . (plants don't like to be eaten). . .


What does like to be eaten, if not plants?!?!?!? If you put that kind of a qualifier on it WTF is "eating right" then by your definition?

Also, it has been proven many kinds of grasses thrive when being mowed and/or eaten much more so than when left alone to grow unchecked.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's an "Evolutionary Psychologist" from the public schools system. PhD Washington State, 1968 (probably did bucketloads of acid and smoked bales of dope and is lucky to still be alive). Now he teaches at SUNY Albany. This is a school the kids go to who got a B or C average and can't get into a better one.

He's apparently obsessed with women swallowing sperm. This is the same guy who wrote a paper in 2002 speculating that sperm has antidepressant properties.
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In a sample of sexually active college females, condom use, as an indirect measure of the presence of semen in the reproductive tract, was related to scores on the Beck Depression Inventory. Not only were females who were having sex without condoms less depressed, but depressive symptoms and suicide attempts among females who used condoms were proportional to the consistency of condom use. For females who did not use condoms, depression scores went up as the amount of time since their last sexual encounter increased. These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonize depressive symptoms and evidence which shows that the vagina absorbs a number of components of semen that can be detected in the bloodstream within a few hours of administration.

What a fucking moron. Lack of condom use is less accurately an "indirect measure" of sperm in the reproductive tract than the presence of estrogen, progestins and other female hormones contained in birth control pills, which might then be considered for anti-depressant properties. It may also correlate closely with having a serious/monogamous relationship (as opposed to promiscuity), which might generally align with feelings of well being (versus risk taking, guilt, anxiety, self-destructive tendencies, etc.)

This is the kind of crap that graduate students do. He's probably letting them choose asinine hypotheses, supervising their work, and then putting his name on the findings (along with theirs). Naturally, the sensationalist media picks of on this crap.

Still, it's a handy story. The women seem to have figured out that the thing about it helping their complexion is bullshit.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm drunk. All I saw was "oral sex" and decided to post.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait a minute. Morning sickness due to sperm in the females' bodies? OK, there is a reaction to sperm. I'll quote Skyclad here "The antibody's common sense, intolerance its best defense." More or less everything that is not the body's own tissue will be rejected, and the reason a baby is (normally) not attacked by the immune system is the presence of HLA-G antigenes.
Wikipedia says that preeclampsia starts aroud the 20th week of gestation; by that time, all sperm is long gone from the uterus if there hasn't been any intercourse since.
Moreover, women having sex but not getting pregnant don't suffer from preeclampsia, so I find the idea rather absurd that it is caused by sperm and can be cured by sperm (sounds like homoeopathy sans dilution, but perhaps with some added delusion).
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wait a minute. Morning sickness due to sperm in the females' bodies? OK, there is a reaction to sperm. I'll quote Skyclad here "The antibody's common sense, intolerance its best defense." More or less everything that is not the body's own tissue will be rejected, and the reason a baby is (normally) not attacked by the immune system is the presence of HLA-G antigenes.
Wikipedia says that preeclampsia starts aroud the 20th week of gestation; by that time, all sperm is long gone from the uterus if there hasn't been any intercourse since.
Moreover, women having sex but not getting pregnant don't suffer from preeclampsia, so I find the idea rather absurd that it is caused by sperm and can be cured by sperm (sounds like homoeopathy sans dilution, but perhaps with some added delusion).


yes to all above.

Can we just agree that this guy is a complete moron and his 'findings' don't hold up to even the tiniest level of scrutinity?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can we just agree that this guy is a complete moron and his 'findings' don't hold up to even the tiniest level of scrutinity?
How do you know? You've carried your own research? You're married?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Pregnant Women's morning sickness a thing of the past, according to Gallup's pole" :P
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How do you know? You've carried your own research? You're married?

You know energyman. His statements are often phrased a bit provocatively but there's truth in it.
I mean, even the premise seems to be wrong. How can morning sickness be caused by sperm - which, when causing a pregnancy should be in the womb - if there isn't any sperm anymore, at least not that which caused the pregnancy?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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he teaches at SUNY Albany. This is a school the kids go to who got a B or C average and can't get into a better one. [...]

What a fucking moron.
Reconsider his genius.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This guy is like 71 years old. I wonder how many of his female students he has managed to get to suck his dick over the years.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, he needed data for his science, didn't he?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF is wrong with you lot?

This should be pushed (and expanded!!!) as the greatest scientific finding since Maxwell's field equations.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the one hand you're absolutely right.
On the other, though, then (in your case) we would also have to take teh climate scyents seriously.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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On the one hand you're absolutely right.
On the other, though, then (in your case) we would also have to take teh climate scyents seriously.


Indeed... :cry:
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see a solution coming...
As with homoeopathy, a lot can be explained by placebo effect. So, by making the findings of the study common knowledge, make it become part of the stuff "everybody knows" or, better yet, "traditional household medicine", there might be chance that the therapy is not only used, but will also have an effect.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can we just agree that this guy is a complete moron and his 'findings' don't hold up to even the tiniest level of scrutinity?

i still think we should commission a study whereby half of the women in the US give blowjobs and swallow in the morning.

... for science.
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