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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:18 am    Post subject: Kennedy was banging the shit out of a 19-year-old intern Reply with quote

I saw an interview of her today. She has apparently written a book.

She was 19 at the time, and John F. Kennedy popped her cherry. She looked like a kid. Then he'd had her on call, apparently for the duration. She went along on his road trips, as some kind of press intern, and they'd put her in a hotel room and instruct her to wait there. Then he'd show up, hit it, and she wouldn't see him except from a distance for a day or two (then he'd have her summoned and sneak in and hit it, and go about his business). They snuck her in on the floor of a car, so people wouldn't see her. He also told her to do his brother, Ted, and once told her to give a blow-job to one his aides. This went on for 18 months.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, so?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea but can you believe that they are canceling House?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So nobody knew it. Now they do.

Much time, money and effort has gone into building up this whole "Camelot" vibe around JFK and his wife -- the perfect little storybook couple. Teddy milked it for 45 years. The Obama fappers even tried to get some to rub off on him. So did the Clintons before them. There is a whole Democrat cult built around JFK and how they were the perfect, idyllic, little American family.

Turns out he was a lecherous, drug-addicted, philanderer. It re-writes a part of the American saga of the Presidency.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yea but can you believe that they are canceling House?

They had already jumped the shark. I don't follow it, but the other I turn it on and he's in fucking prison! :lol:
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yea but can you believe that they are canceling House?

They had already jumped the shark.
Which was?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yea but can you believe that they are canceling House?

Yeah, but can you believe CNN fired Roland Martin for sending a tweet that offended homosexuals?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yea but can you believe that they are canceling House?

Yeah, but can you believe CNN fired Roland Martin for sending a tweet that offended homosexuals?

This is your third reply, and each one has gotten worse. I have no idea who Roland Martin is (related to Ricky perhaps?).
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you guys hear that this is the last season of House?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:27 am    Post subject: Re: Kennedy was banging the shit out of a 19-year-old intern Reply with quote

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I saw an interview of her today. She has apparently written a book.

She was 19 at the time, and John F. Kennedy popped her cherry. She looked like a kid. Then he'd had her on call, apparently for the duration. She went along on his road trips, as some kind of press intern, and they'd put her in a hotel room and instruct her to wait there. Then he'd show up, hit it, and she wouldn't see him except from a distance for a day or two (then he'd have her summoned and sneak in and hit it, and go about his business). They snuck her in on the floor of a car, so people wouldn't see her. He also told her to do his brother, Ted, and once told her to give a blow-job to one his aides. This went on for 18 months.


At first I was like way to go cassanova but then it got a little rapey and sad.

Also he was cheating on his wife but I'm beginning to think that is just normal for politicians.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Did you guys hear that this is the last season of House?


I'd rather watch Kennedy banging an intern, than House.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old School wrote:
Did you guys hear that this is the last season of House?
No, why do you ask?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Old School wrote:
Did you guys hear that this is the last season of House?


I'd rather watch Kennedy banging an intern, than House.

Yea, I wouldn't want to watch Kennedy bang House either.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:35 am    Post subject: Re: Kennedy was banging the shit out of a 19-year-old intern Reply with quote

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Also he was cheating on his wife but I'm beginning to think that is just normal for politicians.

Um, yea. Where have you been the last, say, thousand years?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roland Martin is the man
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

richk449 wrote:
Prenj wrote:
Old School wrote:
Did you guys hear that this is the last season of House?


I'd rather watch Kennedy banging an intern, than House.

Yea, I wouldn't want to watch Kennedy bang House either.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everybody always sez'd JFK was not a womanizer. He (and the US Democrat party) carefully created this image of him not banging every starlet he could get his hands on. And now BK comes along and destroys it all in a single OTW post.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was she forced to sleep with him? I guess he was her true love? :?:
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Everybody always sez'd JFK was not a womanizer. He (and the US Democrat party) carefully created this image of him not banging every starlet he could get his hands on. And now BK comes along and destroys it all in a single OTW post.

The victim destroyed it with a single book. Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy, chat-room boy.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yea but can you believe that they are canceling House?

Yeah, but can you believe CNN fired Roland Martin for sending a tweet that offended homosexuals?

This is your third reply, and each one has gotten worse. I have no idea who Roland Martin is (related to Ricky perhaps?).

It was only my second reply. The first one obviously wasn't a reply to you, even though it immediately followed your post. It was a reply to the post before yours.

Also, it says a lot about you that the first response from your brain is to try to rationalize Roland Martin in terms of Ricky Martin. :P
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? They're canceling House?!

WTF has the world come to? They've so unceremoniously shut-down Community too.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So nobody knew it. Now they do.

Much time, money and effort has gone into building up this whole "Camelot" vibe around JFK and his wife -- the perfect little storybook couple. Teddy milked it for 45 years. The Obama fappers even tried to get some to rub off on him. So did the Clintons before them. There is a whole Democrat cult built around JFK and how they were the perfect, idyllic, little American family.

Turns out he was a lecherous, drug-addicted, philanderer. It re-writes a part of the American saga of the Presidency.


That's because you were brainwashed.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It was only my second reply. The first one obviously wasn't a reply to you, even though it immediately followed your post. It was a reply to the post before yours.

There was also the post you wrote and deleted.

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Also, it says a lot about you that the first response from your brain is to try to rationalize Roland Martin in terms of Ricky Martin. :P

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First of all, most likely her story is true. So let me just get that out of the way. I'm sure JFK was banging chicks other than his wife.

Alright, with all that out of the way. Just because she wrote it in a book doesn't make it true.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kennedy was banging the shit out of anything that said yes, its no big secret not at all, he even got marilyn monroe in bed i mean damn... he knew how to use his powers as president
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