Who will die this year?

pjp · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:11 pm Post subject:

Shocker. Nugent nails it. Difficult to argue against and have any credibility.
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BoneKracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1486 Location: U.S.A.

NBC Nightly News devoted their entire broadcast last night to this shooting incident, and tonight, they spent a full 15 minutes horrifying people about it and then segued into a 15 minute campaign for increased gun control.
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wildhorse · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:59 pm Post subject:

LOL USA

Old School · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:15 am Post subject:

C'mon you bastard, we are down to hours!
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notageek · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:55 am Post subject:

America gave Chavez cancer.
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Old School · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:04 am Post subject:

notageek · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:55 am Post subject:

One more kill score for Obama.

Obama did it, again.
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Muso · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:24 am Post subject:

notageek · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:57 am Post subject:

Must be hellova job.
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Muso · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:55 am Post subject:

Old School · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:05 pm Post subject:

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notageek · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:31 pm Post subject:

Old School, I'm afraid it's new year here already and Chavez didn't die.

To cheer you up, I have some other news. Kim Kardashian is pregnant.

With Kanye West's baby.
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Old School · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:17 pm Post subject:

Old School · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:19 pm Post subject:

BoneKracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1486 Location: U.S.A.

2-1/2 hours left. Same time here as Cuba. They might not put the word out right away, though, to prevent unrest.

They might even cart him around like Bernie for a few days, sunglasses on, waving his arm for him.

@notageek: I know you're dying to know what is meant by my reference to you as "Flatspot".

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Old School · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:00 am Post subject:

notageek · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:14 am Post subject:

BoneKracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1486 Location: U.S.A.

It means you must have been dropped on your head as a baby.

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notageek · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:09 am Post subject:

How flattering.
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BoneKracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1486 Location: U.S.A.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. Like maybe you've really got a flat spot and how would I know? Some people do, I suppose. On the other hand, keep in mind the context of you saying Chavez hadn't died in 2012 because it was 2013 at your location (although not his).

If it makes you feel any better, even rich celebrities drop their baby on its head sometimes. Here's one who dumped the perambulator but managed to keep a good grip on her mobile phone.
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notageek · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:29 am Post subject:

No, it didn't hurt my feelings.

I was going along with your joke.
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Old School · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:06 am Post subject:

Who cares if the brown guy's feelings are hurt or not. I lost my prediction. I freakin' hate you Hugo Chavez!
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