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 Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:41 pm Post subject: Pimp might OG |
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Wealthy Indian spends £14,000 on a shirt made of GOLD to impress the ladies (and if nothing else it means less ironing for them!)
| Quote: | Shirt took a team of 15 goldsmiths two weeks to construct
Has matching cuffs and a set of rings crafted from left-over gold
It is often said that money can't buy love.
But trying telling that to a wealthy Indian man who splashed out £14,000 on a solid gold shirt in the hope it will attract female attention.
Money-lender Datta Phuge 32, from Pimpri-Chinchwad, commissioned the shirt which took a team of 15 goldsmiths two weeks to make working 16 hours a day creating and weaving the gold threads.
It comes complete with its own matching cuffs and a set of rings crafted from left-over gold.
'I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?' he explained
'The gold shirt has been one of my dreams,' Mr Phuge told Indian newspaper the Pune Mirror.
'It will be an embellishment to my reputation as the ‘Gold man of Pimpri"' Mr Phuge said.
The gaudy shirt was assembled on a fabric base of imported white velvet, and comes with six Swarovski crystal buttons and an intricate belt, also made of gold. |
Pictures included.
For those who are unaware of the dangers of OG, watch and learn.
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notageek
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| Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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Pfft that guy can't pull it off. I'll pull this off much better when I wear this and ride my motorcycle.
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If he's wealthy, he could have got a Ferrari, he would be cool. Instead he got golden pimp shirt, and looks like a dumb fuck.
No way this man became wealthy through his own wits, he's got none.
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| petrjanda wrote: | If he's wealthy, he could have got a Ferrari, he would be cool. Instead he got golden pimp shirt, and looks like a dumb fuck.
No way this man became wealthy through his own wits, he's got none. |
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He'll end up with an exceedingly materialistic wife and an unhappy marriage that will ruin his life. He'd be better off pretending to be poorer than average and finding someone who genuinely cares for him, who then gets a pleasant surprise to find that he's actually wealthy.
Money's a good way to arrange some short-term fun, but if you're going to do that don't kid yourself; just cut to the chase and call an escort service or something. It will end up being cheaper in the long run than being milked for drinks, dinners, gifts, favors, etc.
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energyman76b
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or he wants a really 'economical' marriage based on exchange of goods (sex, escort services for food, clothing etc pp).
Such marriages are more stable than 'love' based ones in a lot of cases. Both know what they want and no 'feelings' to get in their way.
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sikpuppy
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| A property speculator and a money lender? What a tool. |
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Muso
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| Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:35 am Post subject: |
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He would have been a GOD in 1978.
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| Muso wrote: | | He would have been a GOD in 1978. |
Bigger than Disco, flares and massive afros? I think not. |
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| I heard he lost his genitals in a smelting accident. |
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| ak47gen wrote: | | I heard he lost his genitals in a smelting accident. |
If only. A thing like that isn't fit to reproduce. Even magpies would blush at that much bling.
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Merged.
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