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abaelinor · n00b Joined: 27 Aug 2005 Posts: 51

is she a virgin? if yes, you don't want to rush shit like that. she'll think its important and all.

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Zepp · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:28 pm Post subject:

Go for a threesome

chrismcdirty · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject:

Tell your housekeeper she's fired. She'll be gone for the night, but the next time she's supposed to come over, your parents will wonder why. They'll find out that she thought she was fired, and the whole thing will clear itself up.

/dev/random · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject:

Lucky son of a....

valkyrite · Apprentice Joined: 19 Sep 2002 Posts: 241

Invite me over and I will take care of your housekeeper. :lol:

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LD · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:49 pm Post subject:

Threesome... and stop sleeping around.
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LD · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject:

...

Definatly stop sleeping around. Stick with one woman god damnit. Some of us have issues getting just one...

... and what the fuck is a linux geek doing getting laid from two girls in three months?
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playfool · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:49 pm Post subject:

If it's such a big problem.. give me the housekeeper, I sure as hell could need the keeping.. not the mention the sex.

onlinepancakes · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:53 pm Post subject:

I think I have seen the same thread as this on FileFront Forums before...
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i dont care what you do but i hope you make a video. release it in xvid please thank you
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Phenax · l33t Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Posts: 972

Uhhh, tell her she has the night off, and she can have the pay.

LD · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject:

You're just a male slut, accept it.
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ashnikes · n00b Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 6

wheres he from? We should all make it a point to get out there,
apparently geeks are gods in that area of town.

float- · Apprentice Joined: 31 Aug 2003 Posts: 174

just wait a few days until you are alone.. if your life span is 66 years, then you will life for 24090 days

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