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In an avarage living room, there are more than 1276 things Chuck Norris can kill you with ... including the room itself.
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| Bill Cosby wrote: | | In an avarage living room, there are more than 1276 things Chuck Norris can kill you with ... including the room itself. |
One of my personal favourites. My real favourite is Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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| Aynjell wrote: | | Bill Cosby wrote: | | In an avarage living room, there are more than 1276 things Chuck Norris can kill you with ... including the room itself. |
One of my personal favourites. My real favourite is Chuck Norris can divide by zero. |
Divide by zero is my favorite too. 
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Aynjell
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| curtis119 wrote: | | Aynjell wrote: | | Bill Cosby wrote: | | In an avarage living room, there are more than 1276 things Chuck Norris can kill you with ... including the room itself. |
One of my personal favourites. My real favourite is Chuck Norris can divide by zero. |
Divide by zero is my favorite too. |
When I heard it, it was actually about Diesel, but hey... who cares, right? 
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| Some stupid website wrote: | | Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. |
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I did a forum search and couldnt find anything about chuck bittin the bucket but then Im the the remainder of a divide by zero
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Aynjell
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| d0nju4n wrote: | | Some stupid website wrote: | | Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. |
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OMG, that one is awesome.
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atrus123
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Once I could find complete episodes of this on YouTube, but they seem to have disappeared.
Anyway, here's the intro. Sweet.
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| Wow, I was hoping Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the people who made the jokes. |
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| atrus123 wrote: | Nothing on Google. Nothing on Yahoo. Nothing on the Drudge Report. Nothing even on his personal website.
I'm not buying it until I see a link to a repuitable news source. |
So, what you're saying is, nobody has nothing on* him?
* Bruce had faster feet/legs, but did "learn" something from Chuck.
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| Chuck Norris once got in touch with his feminine side and promptly got her pregnant. |
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| Vanquirius wrote: | | Chuck Norris is not dead. He just took a nap. |
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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