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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In an avarage living room, there are more than 1276 things Chuck Norris can kill you with ... including the room itself.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bill Cosby wrote:
In an avarage living room, there are more than 1276 things Chuck Norris can kill you with ... including the room itself.


One of my personal favourites. My real favourite is Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aynjell wrote:
Bill Cosby wrote:
In an avarage living room, there are more than 1276 things Chuck Norris can kill you with ... including the room itself.


One of my personal favourites. My real favourite is Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


Divide by zero is my favorite too. :lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

curtis119 wrote:
Aynjell wrote:
Bill Cosby wrote:
In an avarage living room, there are more than 1276 things Chuck Norris can kill you with ... including the room itself.


One of my personal favourites. My real favourite is Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


Divide by zero is my favorite too. :lol:


When I heard it, it was actually about Diesel, but hey... who cares, right? :D
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some stupid website wrote:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did a forum search and couldnt find anything about chuck bittin the bucket but then Im the the remainder of a divide by zero
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

d0nju4n wrote:
Some stupid website wrote:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.


OMG, that one is awesome. :D
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Check this out :lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once I could find complete episodes of this on YouTube, but they seem to have disappeared.

Anyway, here's the intro. Sweet.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, I was hoping Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the people who made the jokes.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nothing on Google. Nothing on Yahoo. Nothing on the Drudge Report. Nothing even on his personal website.

I'm not buying it until I see a link to a repuitable news source.
So, what you're saying is, nobody has nothing on* him?

* Bruce had faster feet/legs, but did "learn" something from Chuck.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris once got in touch with his feminine side and promptly got her pregnant.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vanquirius wrote:
Chuck Norris is not dead. He just took a nap.


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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