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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:14 pm    Post subject: Chuck Norris dead; heard it on the radio! Reply with quote

Yup. Chuck Norris is dead according to a local radio station. Couldn't find anything online. Can anyone confirm?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No? Google news is being tight lipped.

Maybe the lids been put on it, for the sake of global stability.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Chuck Norris was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Gentoo community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his powers, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atleast we'll be rid of those stupid jokes now.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck can now beat Bruce-Lee in the afterlife
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prove it. There was a spoof news report on him going round in january, people might just have been fooled by it. I have yet to come across anything that suggests anything other than the fact that chuck is alive and well.

Space aliens exist, they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. So if he has truely roundhouse-kicked the proverbial bucket, we better get ready for an invasion.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris did not die - he only went to roundhouse kick god.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing on Google. Nothing on Yahoo. Nothing on the Drudge Report. Nothing even on his personal website.

I'm not buying it until I see a link to a repuitable news source.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He cant be dead, there are so many jokes that havent been shared with the world!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

chuck norris > grim reaper
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It really isn't funny to joke about someone dying. Unless it's a comedian.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris is funny.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris is not dead. He just took a nap.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In honor of Chuck Norris' fake death, lets start a joke thread. I'll start:

Cloning is typically looked down upon due to the fact that it would make it possible for one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize this would end the universe.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Varean wrote:
In honor of Chuck Norris' fake death, lets start a joke thread. I'll start:

Cloning is typically looked down upon due to the fact that it would make it possible for one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize this would end the universe.


Despite the Chuck Norris I almost laughed :lol:
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Varean wrote:
In honor of Chuck Norris' fake death, lets start a joke thread. I'll start:

Cloning is typically looked down upon due to the fact that it would make it possible for one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize this would end the universe.


even though I am quite aware that they are juvenile, I think Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

killfire wrote:
even though I am quite aware that they are juvenile, I think Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious.


I'm a fan of Norris jokes and think the can be quite clever.

My favorite: Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I have finally been enlightened on how good a good Chuck Norris joke can be:

my friend's status message wrote:
In the beginning, there was nothing... then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked that nothing in the face and said, "Get a job." That is the story of the universe.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anior wrote:
Atleast we'll be rid of those stupid jokes now.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny wrote:
Angels sang out
In an immaculate chorus
As down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
And he delievered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Indiana Jones


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently death did come knocking on chucks door but chuck roundhouse kicked death so hard he knocked the living death out of death,and death then saw the light at the end of the tunnel and accended to heaven.
Now thanks to chuck he has cured death so there will be no more death knocking on your door,unless of course chuck comes a knocking
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naib wrote:
Apparently death did come knocking on chucks door but chuck roundhouse kicked death so hard he knocked the living death out of death,and death then saw the light at the end of the tunnel and accended to heaven.
Now thanks to chuck he has cured death so there will be no more death knocking on your door,unless of course chuck comes a knocking


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris dead; heard it on the radio! Reply with quote

zenlunatic wrote:
Yup. Chuck Norris is dead according to a local radio station.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the love of god...let that 2 year old joke die. It wasn't funny then, and its not funny now.


(Yes I was roundhouse kicked when I was younger :( )
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