Chuck Norris dead; heard it on the radio!

zenlunatic · Guru Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Posts: 312

Yup. Chuck Norris is dead according to a local radio station. Couldn't find anything online. Can anyone confirm?

THE END IS NEIGH!

sugar · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:56 pm Post subject:

No? Google news is being tight lipped.

Maybe the lids been put on it, for the sake of global stability.

gen2fox · Guru Joined: 25 May 2004 Posts: 544

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Chuck Norris was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Gentoo community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his powers, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
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Anior · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject:

Atleast we'll be rid of those stupid jokes now.

Naib · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject:

Chuck can now beat Bruce-Lee in the afterlife
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metwo · n00b Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 69

Prove it. There was a spoof news report on him going round in january, people might just have been fooled by it. I have yet to come across anything that suggests anything other than the fact that chuck is alive and well.

Space aliens exist, they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. So if he has truely roundhouse-kicked the proverbial bucket, we better get ready for an invasion.

Tenobok · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject:

Chuck Norris did not die - he only went to roundhouse kick god.
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atrus123 · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject:

Nothing on Google. Nothing on Yahoo. Nothing on the Drudge Report. Nothing even on his personal website.

I'm not buying it until I see a link to a repuitable news source.
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djpharoah · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:31 pm Post subject:

He cant be dead, there are so many jokes that havent been shared with the world!!

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chuck norris > grim reaper

freelight · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:03 am Post subject:

It really isn't funny to joke about someone dying. Unless it's a comedian.
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Old School · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:35 am Post subject:

Chuck Norris is funny.
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Vanquirius · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:40 am Post subject:

Chuck Norris is not dead. He just took a nap.
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Varean · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:46 am Post subject:

In honor of Chuck Norris' fake death, lets start a joke thread. I'll start:

Cloning is typically looked down upon due to the fact that it would make it possible for one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize this would end the universe.
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Valkura · Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:19 am Post subject:

I think I have finally been enlightened on how good a good Chuck Norris joke can be:

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Chaosite · Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject:

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Naib · Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:47 am Post subject:

Apparently death did come knocking on chucks door but chuck roundhouse kicked death so hard he knocked the living death out of death,and death then saw the light at the end of the tunnel and accended to heaven.
Now thanks to chuck he has cured death so there will be no more death knocking on your door,unless of course chuck comes a knocking
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atrus123 · Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject:

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kicker69101 · n00b Joined: 18 Apr 2003 Posts: 62

For the love of god...let that 2 year old joke die. It wasn't funny then, and its not funny now.

(Yes I was roundhouse kicked when I was younger

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