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| Code: | man condom
CONDOM(1) CONDOM(1)
NAME
condom - protection against viruses and prevention of child processes
SYNOPSIS
condom [options] [processid]
DESCRIPTION
condom provides protection against System Transmitted Viruses (STVs) that may invade your
system. Although the spread of such viruses across a network can only be abated by aware
and cautious users, condom is the only highly effective means of preventing viruses from
entering your system (see celibacy(1)). Any data passed to condom by the protected process
will be blocked, as specified by the value of the -s option (see OPTIONS below). condom is
known to defend against the following viruses and other malicious afflictions:
o AIDS
o Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
o Syphilis
o Crabs
o Genital warts
o Gonhorrea
o Chlamydia
o Michelangelo
o Jerusalem
When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and/or setiud(3), condom
also prevents the conception of a child process. If invoked from within a synchronous
process, condom has, by default, an 80% chance of preventing the external processes from
becoming parent processes (see the -s option below). When other process contraceptives are
used, the chance of preventing a child process from being forked becomes much greater. See
pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more information.
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