How long do YOU spend in the loo?

iancognito85 · Last edited by iancognito85 on Wed Jan 29, 2003 6:41 am; edited 1 time in total

hmm, loads of people have often complained that i spend too long in the pit.

to help me with my court case, i am asking YOU, the public how long you spend on the toilet, (if you dont mind).

me: 5 1/2mins

offie

KiTaSuMbA · Guru Joined: 28 Jun 2002 Posts: 430 Location: Naples Italy

I would recomend increasing the veggies in your diet...

:lol:

(BTW, less than 2 min)
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Herodot · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:19 pm Post subject:

aardvark · Guru Joined: 30 Jun 2002 Posts: 576

30 minutes a day,
That's where I gather most of my knowledge...

Whe have a slimmed down library in the integrated out-house. :lol:

AlterEgo · Veteran Joined: 25 Apr 2002 Posts: 1619

I can smell a poll here :lol:

klieber · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:48 pm Post subject:

Herodot · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:55 pm Post subject:

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Ralphus Maximus · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 9:09 pm Post subject:

Two chapters. Unless they're long ones.

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iancognito85 · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 9:21 pm Post subject:

mmm, yum yum...

any more??

klieber · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 9:22 pm Post subject:

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BillyD · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 9:43 pm Post subject:

So, ah, does any one else get pins and needles if they spend too long reading in the loo? I hate that when you get up to walk away and your legs almost collapse because the cirulation has been restricted for too long...but perhaps it is just me
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Matje · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 9:58 pm Post subject:

It depends on what I have with me to read :-)

When I was reading LOTR it could easily take up to half an hour. If I take a schoolbook I'm done in 5 minutes :lol:

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Radiouk · n00b Joined: 19 Jan 2003 Posts: 11

I spend about 15-20 in the bog- I like to read in there.

:oops:

gsfgf · Veteran Joined: 08 May 2002 Posts: 1266

<1 min. Unless it's one of those that needs a whole rol of tp to clean up.
Also if tha book's goo it can be longer. I read half a book in there last week. I got out and it was dark.

ebrostig · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2003 1:42 am Post subject:

iancognito85 · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2003 6:40 am Post subject:

my mate here says he spends around 45 minutes on the toilet. as quoted by him:

pjp · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2003 7:16 am Post subject:

Couldn't resist... added a poll.
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iancognito85 · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2003 7:42 am Post subject:

cool,

iancognito85 · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2003 6:16 pm Post subject:

remember to add comments on what *literature* you read in it!!!

offie

eryvile · Apprentice Joined: 14 Aug 2002 Posts: 234 Location: europe

The problem of the poll is, my timespan of 5 to 30+ minutes isn't an option :wink:

What literature I read? Mostly german computer magazines (c't, iX, just to name to most popular ones, but also the 'more exclusive' ones like it-ti, ...) and news magazines. I haven't tried yet to read a book, which I believe is going to be difficult as reading one chapter usually lasts longer than 20-30 minutes (except when you read a book of short stories

) And I don't like to be interrupted in the middle of a chapter

Gibberx · Apprentice Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 217 Location: UMBC

Everybody needs to invest in a copy of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. It's a nice-sized book with tons of articles in it, ranging from a page (for those quick in-and-out trips) to longer ones (it's been so long since I read mine (an older edition), I can't remember how long...). A necessity for anybody who reads in the bathroom!

pizen · Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:18 am Post subject:

How about "as long as it takes"? ebrostig, I disagree. At work I like to take as long as possible becuase I'm still getting paid and I like avoiding my boss.