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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nobody cited the story of Larry the Cow yet?

That's great :lol: .
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*bump*
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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*bump*


Please don't bump threads. If you want it to get to the top of the forum listing then post something on topic. See my sig for a link to the guidelines.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Please don't bump threads. If you want it to get to the top of the forum listing then post something on topic. See my sig for a link to the guidelines.


... ?

The guidelines don't prohibit bumping, if I read them correctly ( I'm probably wrong, though :roll: ) ... They do prohibit "senseless" posts - put bumps aren't really senseless per se.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he could have bumped into the thread by accident on his way to portage and programming..? :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All hail bug 90663!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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All hail bug 90663!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's not funny, it's just a frickin' nuisance.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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curtis119 wrote:
Please don't bump threads. If you want it to get to the top of the forum listing then post something on topic. See my sig for a link to the guidelines.


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The guidelines don't prohibit bumping, if I read them correctly ( I'm probably wrong, though :roll: ) ... They do prohibit "senseless" posts - put bumps aren't really senseless per se.


Well, the official "unofficial" stance on bumping is "Don't do it unless it's a support question and no one has answered you in 24 hours". This thread is not a support question so bumping is strictly not allowed. I know that isn't in the guidelines but it falls under the common sense thing.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nobody cited the story of Larry the Cow yet?


Best EVER :lol:
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

perhaps we need a "ciaranm hacked my x86" in the style of joecool hacked my pc :lol:
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bug #74072 :lol:


You beat me to it, that report seriously got me on the floor.


That is a total riot. What was he trying to do? Optimize all C code in into one line of assembly?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I getting the joke right?

The funroll loops things are just made up (not real) optimizations?

I hope that I was not rofl with out a good reason.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-funroll-loops unrolls loops whose number of iterations can be determined at compile time or upon entry to the loop. -funroll-loops implies both -fstrength-reduce and -frerun-cse-after-loop. This option makes code larger, and may or may not make it run faster so its a load of crap really.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

An angry xorg-fanboy demands action.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bug 99096.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

amne wrote:
Bug 99096.

Makes you wonder what kind of medication the reporter forgot to take that day....
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chaosite wrote:
curtis119 wrote:
Please don't bump threads. If you want it to get to the top of the forum listing then post something on topic. See my sig for a link to the guidelines.


... ?

The guidelines don't prohibit bumping, if I read them correctly ( I'm probably wrong, though :roll: ) ... They do prohibit "senseless" posts - put bumps aren't really senseless per se.


Well, the official "unofficial" stance on bumping is "Don't do it unless it's a support question and no one has answered you in 24 hours". This thread is not a support question so bumping is strictly not allowed. I know that isn't in the guidelines but it falls under the common sense thing.


Oh my apologies, I did that on impluse next time I'll think before I act, anywas 99096 reminds me of The Chronicles of George lol
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nermal wrote:
Slightly off topic but Ubuntu bug #1 is pretty good and applies to all Linux distributions.

I don't know. There is a place for everything in the world - and in my opinion, Windows is crap, and sould get flushed, but belive me, out there people like very well known annoyances, and don't want to exchange that for new annoyances. Everithing has annoyances, is up to you to choose which you want.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh yeah, I forgot i made this thread, there are some real cool ones out there!!!

I just love these:
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CFLAGS="-g0 -DTT_CONFIG_OPTION_BYTECODE_INTERPRETER -pipe -O3 -march=pentium4 -fweb -funswitch-loops -funroll-all-loops -funit-at-a-time -fsched2-use-traces -fsched2-use-superblocks -fsched-stalled-insns=12 -frename-registers -fprefetch-loop-arrays -fpeel-loops -fomit-frame-pointer -fmerge-all-constants -finline-limit=32768 -finline-functions -ffunction-sections -ffast-math -fdata-sections -fbranch-target-load-optimize2"

CXXFLAGS="-g0 -DTT_CONFIG_OPTION_BYTECODE_INTERPRETER -pipe -O3 -march=pentium4 -fweb -funswitch-loops -funroll-all-loops -funit-at-a-time -fsched2-use-traces -fsched2-use-superblocks -fsched-stalled-insns=12 -frename-registers -fprefetch-loop-arrays -fpeel-loops -fomit-frame-pointer -fmerge-all-constants -finline-limit=32768 -finline-functions -ffunction-sections -ffast-math -fdata-sections -fbranch-target-load-optimize2 -fvisibility-inlines-hidden -fabi-version=0 -fpermissive -fno-enforce-eh-specs"

On top of these he was setting CTARGET as well......
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cokehabit wrote:
oh yeah, I forgot i made this thread, there are some real cool ones out there!!!

I just love these:
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CFLAGS="-g0 -DTT_CONFIG_OPTION_BYTECODE_INTERPRETER -pipe -O3 -march=pentium4 -fweb -funswitch-loops -funroll-all-loops -funit-at-a-time -fsched2-use-traces -fsched2-use-superblocks -fsched-stalled-insns=12 -frename-registers -fprefetch-loop-arrays -fpeel-loops -fomit-frame-pointer -fmerge-all-constants -finline-limit=32768 -finline-functions -ffunction-sections -ffast-math -fdata-sections -fbranch-target-load-optimize2"

CXXFLAGS="-g0 -DTT_CONFIG_OPTION_BYTECODE_INTERPRETER -pipe -O3 -march=pentium4 -fweb -funswitch-loops -funroll-all-loops -funit-at-a-time -fsched2-use-traces -fsched2-use-superblocks -fsched-stalled-insns=12 -frename-registers -fprefetch-loop-arrays -fpeel-loops -fomit-frame-pointer -fmerge-all-constants -finline-limit=32768 -finline-functions -ffunction-sections -ffast-math -fdata-sections -fbranch-target-load-optimize2 -fvisibility-inlines-hidden -fabi-version=0 -fpermissive -fno-enforce-eh-specs"

On top of these he was setting CTARGET as well......


Is there a link or a bug #?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ma3oxuct wrote:
Is there a link or a bug #?
its already been done, its bug #74072
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

greg_g wrote:
Nobody cited the story of Larry the Cow yet?


HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ebrostig wrote:
amne wrote:
Bug 99096.

Makes you wonder what kind of medication the reporter forgot to take that day....

Or if he took too much of something.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahah, just got this one in today:

Guide for keeping system in top shape

As one of the regulars on #gentoo-doc pointed out, it might as well say emerge -C kde && emerge depclean.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that is indeed a good one
Quote:
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3) if you are gay, then issue emerge --i-am-gay
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