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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 11:53 pm    Post subject: What would Jesus drive??? Reply with quote

There has been several threads here lately with a religious content, so I thought I was going to enlighten you all to what make and model of car biblical persons used :twisted:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah. Jesus drives a Subaru WRX...

And I wanna be like Jesus.. :twisted:
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus wouldn't need a car.. I'd fly!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[img:30362287c8]http://users.erols.com/oddities-inc/SurfinJesus2.gif[/img:30362287c8]
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

phong wrote:
Surfing with the Big J

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(I removed the image, one is enough)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did they put the 12 Apostles in an Accord???

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody Bastard wrote:
How did they put the 12 Apostles in an Accord???

8O


Easy...
They opened the doors, put 6 in the back and 6 in the front... :P

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now, if there's been attritus over the Tux Bible and such... wait till they see this thread. Personally I had a few good laughs (the car site was nice indeed) but I think the discussion might get too hot (which on the other hand is nice... it's freezing cold out).
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus would drive whatever she wanted. After all, fossil fuel damage could easily be "fixed". ;)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jesus would drive whatever she wanted. After all, fossil fuel damage could easily be "fixed". ;)


She ??????
When did Jesus become a woman?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And maybe turn water to gasoline? :wink:

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Jesus would drive whatever she wanted. After all, fossil fuel damage could easily be "fixed". ;)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought it was quite humorous!

the funny thing is, God, knowing everything, probably already laughed at that page, and at lots of other things we haven't even thought of, long before the universe was created!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A hotrod surely? :D

Actually, I'm sure that Jesus would want to set an example to His people by riding a bike or taking a bus.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ebrostig wrote:
kanuslupus wrote:
Jesus would drive whatever she wanted. After all, fossil fuel damage could easily be "fixed". ;)


She ??????
When did Jesus become a woman?

Erik


When did Jesus become a Man? :twisted:
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought Jesus was already a man.

The Shaker movement of the mid 19th century believed that Jesus would return in female form on his Second Coming..

Quite interesting.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

his body form is irrelevant
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

darktux wrote:
When did Jesus become a Man?


Actualy... When did a man become Jesus? :?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he was Jesus before he was a man
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

taskara wrote:
he was Jesus before he was a man


OH!
Then I realize I was Lanark before I was a man!! :wink:
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

true.. God knew you before you were born :P
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

taskara wrote:
true.. God knew you before you were born :P


I don't belive on destiny
I don't belive on god

sorry

I only want to make a couple of jokes
I see that the sense of humor is not an attribute of the faith...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I think he'd probably be hoofin' it, like back in the day. Nike would try to give him free shoes in some sort of sponsorship campaign, but he'd refuse and continue to go barefoot. I'd hope somebody would eventually convince him of the importance of proper arch support and give him a pair of proper, unbranded, hiking shoes and a few pairs of nice thick socks. Occasionally he might ride the bus.

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Can we keep this thread on topic (Jesus's probable mode of transport)? There are a couple other threads to debate theology and the existance of God.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

phong wrote:

[puts on moderator hat]
Can we keep this thread on topic (Jesus's probable mode of transport)? There are a couple other threads to debate theology and the existance of God.
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Yes we can, after this message... :D

I won't go into any detail, but I'm one of "those" people, the people so many of you seem to despise, with all our faith and all, and utter lack of humour. Personally, I think these jokes and stuff are absolutely hilarious. Taking oneself too seriously is no way to live. Just wanted to let those of you making generalizations that there are some of us out here with a sense of humor. We're the first to laugh, as we understand the best.


BTW -- absolute favorite religion bashing: Dogma


AND to keep it on topic, isn't the Celica derived from the latin root word for "sky" or "heavens"? Makes ya think, doesn't it? MY question is, what does the devil drive, and is it any faster than what Jesus drives? Do they drag race? (Legally, of course, no one would ever do it in the dead of night on city streets, would they?)

Do angels and demons play chicken, or just flip each other off when they drive by?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

guero61: LOL :lol:
Well I think he (the devil) has a sure winner: Lamborghini Diablo. :)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think Windows drives Lucifer and Jesus drives Gentoo :p

or Lucifer drives a honda and jesus drives a volvo (you gotta be secure). :p

this remindes me of a song, pixies.
"if the man is five, and if the man is five, then the devil is six, Then the devil is six, and if the devil is six, Then GOD is Seven, then God is seven..."
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