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ikazuchi
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Probably the most amusing sigs I've seen is a while are:
"I played a blacnk tape last night at full blast. It drove the mime next door nuts."
and...
Place endlessly profound quote here.
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Yama
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My favourite sig: | Quote: | | Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Communism is the reverse. |
Hint to understanding this: reverse != opposite
Still don't get it? Well, the reverse of "man by man" (i.e. read the words backwards) is "man by man". So capitalism and communism are no different from each other!
I study international relations at university, so I've always found that quote to be very clever. Hitler and Stalin may have claimed to be total opposites of one another, but in the end they were both murderous, brutal dictators. I love how that quote neatly slices through all that political rhetoric. |
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idl
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mines obviously the best!
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really
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mine means "money and the moon" 
(refering to ppl walking on the moon are monkeys :p)
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Matje
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I think mine is better :p
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Evangelion
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I don't know that is mine the coolest, but it's the truth 
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Klavs
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About my .sig can only be said that it too is true
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Jeff Binder
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One of my favorites:
Windows: a 32 bit GUI shell to a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit architecture by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
I've never used it, though, since it's in the Jargon File so a lot of people have seen it already.
I'm also partial to .sigs with weird little programs in them
V V V
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Evangelion
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KungFuHamster
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Mine, only because Strong Bad kicks major ass!
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peepsalot
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You can never go wrong with a classic Simpsons quote.
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Stu L Tissimus
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Well, Spawn of Lovechild usesa variation of my old sig, and therefore I RULE ALL.
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homeobocks
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Proud to be a >13 year old sex-obsessed trumpet-playing computer geek.
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bigsmoke
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What can I say about my sig? Well, it's pretty long; I certainly hope that's not too annoying...
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eas420
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Just tell Peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were getting stoned. He'll understand. |
StarFox reference??
BTW my sig sucks
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ed0n
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My sig is my name. This is cool  |
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NiklasH
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I like this one:
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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ebrostig
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My current one says it all! 
Erik
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discomfitor
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| ebrostig wrote: | My current one says it all!
Erik |
Your sig is my hero.
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Corw|n of Amber
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| ebrostig wrote: | My current one says it all!
Erik |
Oh yes it does!
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Slyde
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jesterspet
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Cool Sigs has some good ones if you don't feel like moding your fortune.
My personal favorites are 
In an effort to conserve oxygen, please engage brain before opening mouth. Thank you for your cooperation.
This message transmitted with 100% recycled electrons.
"Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view". - Ben Kenobi
and the one I use now....
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bigsmoke
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| jesterspet wrote: | Cool Sigs has some good ones if you don't feel like moding your fortune.
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Nice URL 
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SubAtomic
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I love TheCoops' microsoft/hitler sig
"One World, One web, One program" - Microsoft Promo ad.
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer" - Adolf Hitler
Cracks me up and is disturbingly accurate.
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jjasghar
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| sisyphus wrote: | but it always gives me a giggle:
| Quote: | bashian roulette:
[ $(($RANDOM%6)) -eq 0 ] && rm -rf ~ |
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This does what i think it does right? delete random directories? for give my n00b question....but if it is then yeah that's a good one
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