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ebrostig
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| jjasghar wrote: | | sisyphus wrote: | but it always gives me a giggle:
| Quote: | bashian roulette:
[ $(($RANDOM%6)) -eq 0 ] && rm -rf ~ |
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This does what i think it does right? delete random directories? for give my n00b question....but if it is then yeah that's a good one  |
No, it deletes your home directory when the random number is equal to 0
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homeobocks
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:35 am Post subject: |
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| ebrostig wrote: | | jjasghar wrote: | | sisyphus wrote: | but it always gives me a giggle:
| Quote: | bashian roulette:
[ $(($RANDOM%6)) -eq 0 ] && rm -rf ~ |
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This does what i think it does right? delete random directories? for give my n00b question....but if it is then yeah that's a good one |
No, it deletes your home directory when the random number is equal to 0
Erik |
If it was $RANDOM%5, it would be like the roll of a die . . . or Russian Roulette.
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jjasghar
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:28 am Post subject: |
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Erik i think it's safe to say you do have the best sig. the Roulette is good but the echo etc etc is much funnier.
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ThreadSafe
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I vote with rac. I think the coolest is,
"there are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't"
For icons, I like the boy with SCO icon.  |
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ThreadSafe
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Sorry.....forgot MY sig......
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homeobocks
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| ThreadSafe wrote: | I vote with rac. I think the coolest is,
"there are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't"
For icons, I like the boy with SCO icon. |
What icon?
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ILikePi
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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| ebrostig wrote: | Personally I think my new signature is pretty funny 
Erik |
HAHAHAHA!! bash: dc: command not found
that's awesome.
(kidding of course)
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warpasaurusREX
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If you want to find some hilarious signatures, go to messageboard.tuckermax.com
Some of them are absolutely hilarious..
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homeobocks
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| duder wrote: | If you want to find some hilarious signatures, go to messageboard.tuckermax.com
Some of them are absolutely hilarious.. |
Way to spam. 
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Mine is also from a simpsons episode.
Its not so much the actual words, as the way Mr. Burns says that line. |
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ChojinDSL
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| antonik wrote: |
a funnier joke for me:
i have to explain a litle bit about it sence im traying to translate from croatian/bosnian/serbian.
theres this guy called Mujo, or as you like just a normal guy in most of the jokes, like a blond in the western jokes.
some fireman found him in the ruins and asked him are you ok?
he reaplayed:
"yes yes im fine, but i didt do anything, really. i didnt i just pulled the rope in the toiletroom and then it all went down."
or another one. Mujo (or the blond) siad after he/she got out of the ruins "pfft, what an airport, and this they call america." |
One skyscraper says to another, " Hey man, I think I'm in love."
The other skyscraper says , "What makes you say that?"
The first one replies,"I've got airplaines in my belly." |
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ILikePi
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| ChojinDSL wrote: | Mine is also from a simpsons episode.
Its not so much the actual words, as the way Mr. Burns says that line. |
"Hello--Smithers--You're--quite--good--at--turning--me--on."
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khiloa
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| Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| rac wrote: | | Regardless of opinions on coolness, by far the most popular .sig I've seen here is the "10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't" line. I think I've seen at least five people using that. |
rofl! 
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etnoy
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Mine is a safety check to prevent flawed posts 
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khiloa
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I saw a sig the other day that said something like this:
Mastering Windows is ordinary
Mastering Linux is extraordinary
I don't remember how the wording was but it was something like that.. I thought it was pretty good.
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ChojinDSL
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| triangle289 wrote: | I saw a sig the other day that said something like this:
Mastering Windows is ordinary
Mastering Linux is extraordinary
I don't remember how the wording was but it was something like that.. I thought it was pretty good. |
Of course one could argue that extraordinary means that it's even more ordinary than just standard ordinary.  |
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Leunix
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| Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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you have got to love Terry Pratchet
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The leading thief glared at the solid stone that had swallowed Mort, and then threw down his knife. 'Well, ----me,' he said. 'A ----ing wizard. I HATE ----ing wizards!' 'You shouldn't ---- them, then,' muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.
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that is the one for my emails, another one that i like it
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Not_Much_Sleep
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At one time I was hoping that mine was original:
But Kihaji was telling me earlier that he's seen other people posting with it. I want to know who these other people are, and if they have been using the sig longer than me. If so, then I'd take it down, if not, then I'm mad.
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iswm
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| ThreadSafe wrote: | I vote with rac. I think the coolest is,
"there are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't" |
I have a shirt I got from thinkgeek that says that. |
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Not_Much_Sleep
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| Not_Much_Sleep wrote: | At one time I was hoping that mine was original:
But Kihaji was telling me earlier that he's seen other people posting with it. I want to know who these other people are, and if they have been using the sig longer than me. If so, then I'd take it down, if not, then I'm mad. |
Ah, I found the culprit! triangle289 seems to have hijacked my idea. I should call the cops or something...
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carambola5
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| Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:35 am Post subject: |
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Hope jjsaghar doesn't mind the ripoff. My new sig:
Using Linux requires patience in learning.
Using Windows requires learning patience.
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khiloa
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| Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:59 am Post subject: |
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| Not_Much_Sleep wrote: | | Not_Much_Sleep wrote: | At one time I was hoping that mine was original:
But Kihaji was telling me earlier that he's seen other people posting with it. I want to know who these other people are, and if they have been using the sig longer than me. If so, then I'd take it down, if not, then I'm mad. |
Ah, I found the culprit! triangle289 seems to have hijacked my idea. I should call the cops or something... |
 Sorry! I'll change it if you want.
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