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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:38 pm    Post subject: Kim Jong-Un's ex girfriend executed by firing squad Reply with quote

She was a musical performer, and apparently their performances were judged too sexy -- a violation of pornography law.
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The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.

All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10272953/Kim-Jong-uns-ex-lover-executed-by-firing-squad.html

It is for the good of the collective. The state knows what's good for the people. The needs of the few must sometimes give way to the needs of the many. The ends justify the means.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obama is pissed that he can't quite do that yet.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"quite" being the operative word
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth.

You mean mouth to ass? :P

She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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energyman76b wrote:
meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth.

You mean mouth to ass? :P

She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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BoneKracker wrote:
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meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth.

You mean mouth to ass? :P

She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge.


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energyman76b at his new job.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth.

You mean mouth to ass? :P

She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge.


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energyman76b at his new job.


my glasses look a lot better than that.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth.

You mean mouth to ass? :P
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth.

You mean mouth to ass? :P
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Oh. Thank you (I think).
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:

After the clown thread, I figured that was pretty tame.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm glad I haven't opened the clown thread. :D
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It starts out relatively safe and mainly just odd.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't my fault. I started it off to enjoy mock clown pornography. Before I knew what happened, several of our people's inner porn monster had emerged and they were using terminology I've never even heard before, like a bunch of amateur Ron Jeremys.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no idea what that thread is about.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?

simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He doesn't get it cause he shoot perspective shags
Probably gets blown off by his generals anyway
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?

simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it.

It's a socialist extremacy; economics have nothing to do with it. See, here's where you go wrong: you assume a woman's feelings in the matter are of any consequence. His choice of companion or bride will be what's best for The People, by definition. No North Korean woman would forsake her duty to do what's best for The People, and to fail to do so would be treasonous.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite".
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite".

It must run in the family, hence the power trip. :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?

simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it.


Worked fine for Henry the VIII. Why, the hell, not?
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Muso wrote:
I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite".

It must run in the family, hence the power trip. :lol:


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i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?

simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it.


Worked fine for Henry the VIII. Why, the hell, not?


Exactly. He has absolute power over life and death. The pick up line, "I will imprison and starve your family to death if you don't service me" is still sitting at the #1 slot for all time greatest pick up lines.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bitch stepped out...
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