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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 12:30 pm    Post subject: Now she's anorexic AND has no boobies. Reply with quote

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22520720
In a similar vein , and since there is a history of myocardial infarction in my family, I am currently removing my heart using a hole saw. Problem solved.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/went to Google. typed "Angelina Jolie Boobs." clicked on images. confirmed she had them.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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/went to Google. typed "Angelina Jolie Boobs." clicked on images. confirmed she had them.
in a jar doesn't count
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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/went to Google. typed "Angelina Jolie Boobs." clicked on images. confirmed she had them.

You should download them, they are a finite resource now.
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch Gia in memoriam.
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As her doctor suggested, she's setting a good example. All women should pay doctors to cut off their tits, and them pay them to make new, fake ones. All men should have their testicles removed and replaced with rubber hard-boiled eggs.
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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/went to Google. typed "Angelina Jolie Boobs."

If only more Gentoo users displayed such problem-solving abilities!

In memorial. They were starting to get a bit droopy anyway.
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good to see OTW displaying a good amount of respect for breast cancer and the casualties its taken. :?
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Absolutely.

OTW has always been on the forefront of supporting such social causes. This case was no different.

My only regret is that I could've started this thread. And it's even a BBC link!
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Good to see OTW displaying a good amount of respect for breast cancer and the casualties its taken. :?


and it is such a noble acts to cut off your own, because you are scared you might get it?

What next? Abort babies because they might suffer from brain tumors in their later lifes?
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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Good to see OTW displaying a good amount of respect for breast cancer and the casualties its taken. :?

I'll respect breast cancer when those same people are handing out specially-colored ribbons and having all kinds of special events for prostate cancer.
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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mardok45 wrote:
Good to see OTW displaying a good amount of respect for breast cancer and the casualties its taken. :?

I'll respect breast cancer when those same people are handing out specially-colored ribbons and having all kinds of special events for prostate cancer.

People with ribbons shit me. I don't need a medal to donate to charity.
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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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All men should have their testicles removed and replaced with rubber hard-boiled eggs.


I've actually thought about that before after seeing them for dogs, even more so about just removing completely for aesthetic purposes.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mardok45 wrote:
Good to see OTW displaying a good amount of respect for breast cancer and the casualties its taken. :?

I'll respect breast cancer when those same people are handing out specially-colored ribbons and having all kinds of special events for prostate cancer.
I agree, but much like open source, it requires volunteers. Apparently no men have cared enough to organize special events.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rorgoroth wrote:
even more so about just removing completely for aesthetic purposes.

Would you care to elaborate?
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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rorgoroth wrote:
even more so about just removing completely for aesthetic purposes.

Would you care to elaborate?


If you grab them like you're milking a cow to hide them it just looks a ton better imo.
Basically I don't like the look of balls.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol:

Actually, obsession with castration is not that uncommon and may be related to Body Integrity Identity Disorder. Castration fetishes are a related topic. It's apparently a growing phenomenon that most of society would rather not know about.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2000/oct/13/features11.g22
http://www.mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk/stranger-than-fiction/eunuchs.html
http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Want-To-Be-Castrated/145293

I'm sure there is a place in society for such people. Eunuchs used to serve as trusted guards of harems or children. News media might hire you to serve in the White House Press Pool, or maybe the White House could use you hold Obama's umbrella so that Marine can go whatever he was actually trained for.
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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:lol: :lol:

Actually, obsession with castration is not that uncommon and may be related to Body Integrity Identity Disorder. Castration fetishes are a related topic. It's apparently a growing phenomenon that most of society would rather not know about.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2000/oct/13/features11.g22
http://www.mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk/stranger-than-fiction/eunuchs.html
http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Want-To-Be-Castrated/145293

I'm sure there is a place in society for such people. Eunuchs used to serve as trusted guards of harems or children. News media might hire you to serve in the White House Press Pool, or maybe the White House could use you hold Obama's umbrella so that Marine can go whatever he was actually trained for.


Or if he does it young enough, have a successful career as a male soprano in the opera circuit. :P
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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that Marine can go whatever he was actually trained for.
Sacrificed at an embassy so a politicians hands aren't seen bloody?
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right. Because that's what they do: put one or two Marines out front of the Embassy and say "guard that".
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe there was something to it.

Pierce Brosnan's daughter dies of ovarian cancer age 41
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It is the same cancer that killed her mother, Cassandra Harris, who was Brosnan's first wife.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Maybe there was something to it.

Pierce Brosnan's daughter dies of ovarian cancer age 41
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It is the same cancer that killed her mother, Cassandra Harris, who was Brosnan's first wife.


41 - so she hat 29 years to reproduce. If she did not use that chance - nothing of worth was lost. If she used her time and produced some offspring, her biological role was fulfilled and any more time spent living a waste of ressources.

So either way I don't see anything to be upset about.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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pjp wrote:
Maybe there was something to it.

Pierce Brosnan's daughter dies of ovarian cancer age 41
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It is the same cancer that killed her mother, Cassandra Harris, who was Brosnan's first wife.


41 - so she hat 29 years to reproduce. If she did not use that chance - nothing of worth was lost. If she used her time and produced some offspring, her biological role was fulfilled and any more time spent living a waste of ressources.

So either way I don't see anything to be upset about.

Her biological role in passing on the defective gene?
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pjp wrote:
Maybe there was something to it.

Pierce Brosnan's daughter dies of ovarian cancer age 41
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It is the same cancer that killed her mother, Cassandra Harris, who was Brosnan's first wife.


41 - so she hat 29 years to reproduce. If she did not use that chance - nothing of worth was lost. If she used her time and produced some offspring, her biological role was fulfilled and any more time spent living a waste of ressources.

So either way I don't see anything to be upset about.

Her biological role in passing on the defective gene?


if you survive long enough to have (and raise) offspring, your gene is not defective enough for selection or evolution to give a shit.
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