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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:47 pm    Post subject: Now Hiring: Chief Pornography Identification Officer Reply with quote

Want to make $200k a year to watch porn all day? Well, if this is real, they are hiring in China for the position of Chief Pornography Identification Officer.
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Located in Beijing, the listing is for a "Chief Pornography Identification Officer", a job title which better be on your business card. You are to "research and studying pornographic videos and images" as well as create a standard to judge obscenity. You also have to manage and rate the group's porno resources.


http://www.chinasmack.com/2013/stories/wanted-chief-porn-identification-officer-200k-salary.html
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now *that* is job security!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do they give hands-on training?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My resume is DRIPPING with qualification . . .


. . . ba dum TISH.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too far.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmitchell wrote:
Too far.

It sounds like he was close enough to the resume.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice job, if you don't mind your eyesight going early and staggering home every evening.
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