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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:04 am    Post subject: Guns make men develop breasts, study says. Reply with quote

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/01/25/group-male-german-soldiers-growing-breasts-from-drill-training/
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit! :x
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another good reason to ban them :lol:
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm glad to see all of you overlooked the important part.

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repeatedly slap the left side of their chests – which stimulates hormones on that side of the body. As a result, breasts start to grow


See what you can learn if you RTFA? If guns had already been banned, you likely wouldn't have that critical information.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait a minute... if I slap a girl's breast(s) it is likely to grow?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Combine it with other research...

Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness
Females drugged by Semen!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notageek wrote:
Wait a minute... if I slap a girl's breast(s) it is likely to grow?

Temporarily, yeah, if you do it hard enough. "One, tit, SLAP!"
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I understand.

http://youtu.be/QLjCMUJ0Qck
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah. :lol:

Apparently there has been widespread belief in Thailand (among other primitive cultures) that slapping tits makes them grow. Rumor has it the Thai government paid for a study to disprove this once and for all, and unexpectedly found there's some truth to it.

As a result, a tit-slapping craze has been sweeping Europe since this past Oktoberfest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-iI41ocReU

I'd say that's why these young German guys who have obviously bruised their chests have all gone to see the doctor about mammary "growths" like stupid little lemmings, and why some quack doctor who is probably making money somehow off this fad is taking advantage of the situation (as are our opportunistic, sensationalist, so-called "journalists", who are dragging us all into idiocracy).
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can see a lot of marines with really sore genitals because they extrapolate other results from this.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sikpuppy wrote:
I can see a lot of marines with really sore genitals because they extrapolate other results from this.

:lol: :lol:

Half are already beating it.
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