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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:34 pm    Post subject: German Vomit Outbreak from Ass-Tainted Chinese Strawberries Reply with quote

11,000 German children are vomiting and shitting themselves after eating shit-tainted strawberries in their school lunches. The strawberries are from a subcontractor of French multinational corporation, Sodexo. I'm waiting to hear if the French got them from Spain, from where the ass-tainted cucumbers were alleged to have come.

http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/05/14249189-german-vomit-outbreak-likely-caused-by-strawberries?lite
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, kinda funny to read about that here cause that's pretty much what my doc thinks I probably have. Then again the guy always seem to think you have what's been on the news last. Well, let's see what the lab results will say tomorrow...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be.
Could be, Tübingen is known for having the second-worst sanitary situation in all of Baden-Württemberg's universities. I mighta had some cake and it could explain why nobody else around me got sick. Problem is the symptoms are a lot more like shigella.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mdeininger wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be.
Could be, Tübingen is known for having the second-worst sanitary situation in all of Baden-Württemberg's universities. I mighta had some cake and it could explain why nobody else around me got sick. Problem is the symptoms are a lot more like shigella.

My university's cafeteria is actually the main reason I learned to cook :S
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sodexo?! FUCK!!! All the USMC chow halls contract with them!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
Sodexo?! FUCK!!! All the USMC chow halls contract with them!

Only the Marines in Europe need worry. Oh, wait. It was frozen strawberries. They could have gone anywhere.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Afghanistan, we rented our vehicles from Sodexo. Had a few Hyundai vans (which were terrible) and a bunch of Mitsubishi pickups. (which were also terrible)

We paid like $2000 a month per vehicle. We didn't give a shit; put it all on the contract. Gov't foot the bill.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinese strawberries, btw.

Lesson to learn: don't have hundreds of schools buy from the same guys.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chinese strawberries, btw.

Lesson to learn: don't have hundreds of schools buy from the same guys.

Buying power, economy of scale, all that.

Lesson to learn: don't buy food from the Chinese, or anything that gets anywhere near children and the infirm.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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that's pretty much what my doc thinks I probably have. Then again the guy always seem to think you have what's been on the news last.
Socialist medicine FTW!!!! I kid, I kid. :D
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
Sodexo?! FUCK!!! All the USMC chow halls contract with them!
And yet all that chatter about the French not supporting your war effort.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mdeininger wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be.
Could be, Tübingen is known for having the second-worst sanitary situation in all of Baden-Württemberg's universities. I mighta had some cake and it could explain why nobody else around me got sick. Problem is the symptoms are a lot more like shigella.


Could be locally-produced ass flavor? :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pjp wrote:
mdeininger wrote:
that's pretty much what my doc thinks I probably have. Then again the guy always seem to think you have what's been on the news last.
Socialist medicine FTW!!!! I kid, I kid. :D
baw, there I was hoping! ;)

Nah I'm kidding, the doc's great, but he's also pretty conservative with prescribing meds which is also good. statistically though, if there's a food scare and you know your patient was in Tübingen's cafeteria recently, you know where to look ;).

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mdeininger wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be.
Could be, Tübingen is known for having the second-worst sanitary situation in all of Baden-Württemberg's universities. I mighta had some cake and it could explain why nobody else around me got sick. Problem is the symptoms are a lot more like shigella.


Could be locally-produced ass flavor? :lol:
wha, the kitchen crowd was hitting it off with my sammich!? NOBODY FUCKS MY SAMMICH BUT ME!!!
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