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BoneKracker
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 Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:34 pm Post subject: German Vomit Outbreak from Ass-Tainted Chinese Strawberries |
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11,000 German children are vomiting and shitting themselves after eating shit-tainted strawberries in their school lunches. The strawberries are from a subcontractor of French multinational corporation, Sodexo. I'm waiting to hear if the French got them from Spain, from where the ass-tainted cucumbers were alleged to have come.
http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/05/14249189-german-vomit-outbreak-likely-caused-by-strawberries?lite
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Heh, kinda funny to read about that here cause that's pretty much what my doc thinks I probably have. Then again the guy always seem to think you have what's been on the news last. Well, let's see what the lab results will say tomorrow...
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Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be.
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| BoneKracker wrote: | | Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be. |
Could be, Tübingen is known for having the second-worst sanitary situation in all of Baden-Württemberg's universities. I mighta had some cake and it could explain why nobody else around me got sick. Problem is the symptoms are a lot more like shigella.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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| mdeininger wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | | Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be. |
Could be, Tübingen is known for having the second-worst sanitary situation in all of Baden-Württemberg's universities. I mighta had some cake and it could explain why nobody else around me got sick. Problem is the symptoms are a lot more like shigella. |
My university's cafeteria is actually the main reason I learned to cook :S |
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| Sodexo?! FUCK!!! All the USMC chow halls contract with them! |
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| wswartzendruber wrote: | | Sodexo?! FUCK!!! All the USMC chow halls contract with them! |
Only the Marines in Europe need worry. Oh, wait. It was frozen strawberries. They could have gone anywhere.
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In Afghanistan, we rented our vehicles from Sodexo. Had a few Hyundai vans (which were terrible) and a bunch of Mitsubishi pickups. (which were also terrible)
We paid like $2000 a month per vehicle. We didn't give a shit; put it all on the contract. Gov't foot the bill.
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Chinese strawberries, btw.
Lesson to learn: don't have hundreds of schools buy from the same guys.
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| energyman76b wrote: | Chinese strawberries, btw.
Lesson to learn: don't have hundreds of schools buy from the same guys. |
Buying power, economy of scale, all that.
Lesson to learn: don't buy food from the Chinese, or anything that gets anywhere near children and the infirm.
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| mdeininger wrote: | | that's pretty much what my doc thinks I probably have. Then again the guy always seem to think you have what's been on the news last. |
Socialist medicine FTW!!!! I kid, I kid. :D
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| wswartzendruber wrote: | | Sodexo?! FUCK!!! All the USMC chow halls contract with them! |
And yet all that chatter about the French not supporting your war effort.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:19 am Post subject: |
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| mdeininger wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | | Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be. |
Could be, Tübingen is known for having the second-worst sanitary situation in all of Baden-Württemberg's universities. I mighta had some cake and it could explain why nobody else around me got sick. Problem is the symptoms are a lot more like shigella. |
Could be locally-produced ass flavor?  |
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| pjp wrote: | | mdeininger wrote: | | that's pretty much what my doc thinks I probably have. Then again the guy always seem to think you have what's been on the news last. |
Socialist medicine FTW!!!! I kid, I kid.  |
baw, there I was hoping! 
Nah I'm kidding, the doc's great, but he's also pretty conservative with prescribing meds which is also good. statistically though, if there's a food scare and you know your patient was in Tübingen's cafeteria recently, you know where to look .
| Prenj wrote: | | mdeininger wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | | Been eating at the University's dining halls? Could be. |
Could be, Tübingen is known for having the second-worst sanitary situation in all of Baden-Württemberg's universities. I mighta had some cake and it could explain why nobody else around me got sick. Problem is the symptoms are a lot more like shigella. |
Could be locally-produced ass flavor? |
wha, the kitchen crowd was hitting it off with my sammich!? NOBODY FUCKS MY SAMMICH BUT ME!!!
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