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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:19 pm    Post subject: Dangerous Deer Reply with quote

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/oct/05/stag-chases-man-tree-london-park-video
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now if only that guy had been armed to the teeth like, say, any respectable American, he could have shot the shit out of the creature.

Yes, it's videos like that which make me want to buy a powerful gun and use it. It sure beats the common sense of not going near the creature to start with.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brilliant yobbo stags now.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the expression we use here? Thank God he didn't have a gun?

No, wait, hang-on...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be fair, if you're used to wild deer, you might not realise the danger. A wild stag will always run but semi-domesticated deer lose their natural fear of humans. In the rutting season, a tame stag will do its best to eat your face off.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...which reminds me of this video I saw sometime back: http://youtu.be/CaSEOaJ5phY

A motorbike hitting a deer.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPcrsjE61MI
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mcgruff wrote:
To be fair, if you're used to wild deer, you might not realise the danger. A wild stag will always run but semi-domesticated deer lose their natural fear of humans. In the rutting season, a tame stag will do its best to eat your face off.


As a child I spent a lot of time in a deer 'habitat'. Those deer knew humans as feed deliverers - and sometimes hunters, owners of annoying dogs etc. They would not let you touch them, but feeding them with your hands was ok if they were used to you. Occasionally one would jump over the fence to kill a dog or spend some quality time in the gardens of the neighbourhood. Did they ever threaten a person? Even in rutting season? Nope. They did show those pesky mouflon who is the boss tho.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It does happen. I've never heard of a wild stag attacking humans - just as well because I've had several close encounters - but I have heard of several other cases like this.

Of course all I know are tough, Scottish deer. I don't have any experience of effeminate, German "stags". Is it true they don't go outside when it's raining because they don't like getting their hooves wet?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mcgruff wrote:
It does happen. I've never heard of a wild stag attacking humans - just as well because I've had several close encounters - but I have heard of several other cases like this.

Of course all I know are tough, Scottish deer. I don't have any experience of effeminate, German "stags". Is it true they don't go outside when it's raining because they don't like getting their hooves wet?


they usually meet in some hoove&antler parlor, sip moccha and play with their iphones. It doesn't have to rain for that.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Dangerous deer."
"Thanks honey."
"No problem sugartits."
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sikpuppy wrote:
"Dangerous deer."
"Thanks honey."
"No problem sugartits."
Took you two days to come up with that?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notageek wrote:
Took you two days to come up with that?

No, it took two days to be bored enough to come up with that. Big difference.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one is funny too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0GNwjkg7ho

His wife keeps filming, like he deserves it for hunting, and she wants to be sure she gets it all, so she can show him what a fucking dork he is in full detail over and over for the rest of his life. :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking Latvians. :P
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am sure all those vids are fake.

Deer are fine.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deer are for pussies.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing an AR-15 can't solve.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or a motorcycle.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skateboarding over it is apparently a no-go
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Skateboarding over it is apparently a no-go

Poor Bambi. :(
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow! A dupe in the same thread.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

notageek wrote:
Wow! A dupe in the same thread.


Oshit! :lol:

My bad
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is how you deal with the deer menace. Although prone to murderous rages, they also have a firm belief in the importance of a good education - just look at all those rapt little faces as Paul Broun narrowly escapes being gored to death with an impromptu science lecture.
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