Dangerous Deer

mcgruff · Tux's lil' helper Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 137

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/oct/05/stag-chases-man-tree-london-park-video
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sikpuppy · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:15 pm Post subject:

Now if only that guy had been armed to the teeth like, say, any respectable American, he could have shot the shit out of the creature.

Yes, it's videos like that which make me want to buy a powerful gun and use it. It sure beats the common sense of not going near the creature to start with.

John-Boy · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:33 pm Post subject:

Brilliant yobbo stags now.
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notageek · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:37 pm Post subject:

What's the expression we use here? Thank God he didn't have a gun?

No, wait, hang-on...
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mcgruff · Tux's lil' helper Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 137

To be fair, if you're used to wild deer, you might not realise the danger. A wild stag will always run but semi-domesticated deer lose their natural fear of humans. In the rutting season, a tame stag will do its best to eat your face off.
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notageek · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:44 pm Post subject:

...which reminds me of this video I saw sometime back: http://youtu.be/CaSEOaJ5phY

A motorbike hitting a deer.
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pjp · Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:42 am Post subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPcrsjE61MI
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mcgruff · Tux's lil' helper Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 137

It does happen. I've never heard of a wild stag attacking humans - just as well because I've had several close encounters - but I have heard of several other cases like this.

Of course all I know are tough, Scottish deer. I don't have any experience of effeminate, German "stags". Is it true they don't go outside when it's raining because they don't like getting their hooves wet?
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sikpuppy · Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:40 pm Post subject:

"Dangerous deer."
"Thanks honey."
"No problem sugartits."

notageek · Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:45 pm Post subject:

sikpuppy · Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:51 pm Post subject:

BoneKracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1488 Location: U.S.A.

This one is funny too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0GNwjkg7ho

His wife keeps filming, like he deserves it for hunting, and she wants to be sure she gets it all, so she can show him what a fucking dork he is in full detail over and over for the rest of his life. :lol:

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Fucking Latvians.

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energyman76b · Advocate Joined: 26 Mar 2003 Posts: 2022 Location: Germany

I am sure all those vids are fake.

Deer are fine.
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Deer are for pussies.
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notageek · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:08 pm Post subject:

Nothing an AR-15 can't solve.
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BoneKracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1488 Location: U.S.A.

Or a motorcycle.
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BoneKracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1488 Location: U.S.A.

Antelope
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Prenj · n00b Joined: 20 Nov 2011 Posts: 7 Location: Mostar, BiH

Skateboarding over it is apparently a no-go

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notageek · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:37 am Post subject:

Wow! A dupe in the same thread.
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mcgruff · Tux's lil' helper Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 137

This is how you deal with the deer menace. Although prone to murderous rages, they also have a firm belief in the importance of a good education - just look at all those rapt little faces as Paul Broun narrowly escapes being gored to death with an impromptu science lecture.
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