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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:53 am    Post subject: Books with No Pages Reply with quote

The People's Library Collection of Books with No Pages

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The People's Library has an extensive collection of books with no pages, any of which can be easily read on your two-minute break from the beet fields or community shovelling.
These are also suitable for those who learned the skill of reading at one of our excellent union-staffed public schools. Please feel free to browse a sample of our titles below and come by if something is of interest to you.
Remember, these books have no pages, so they will be of no use whatsoever during the next toilet paper shortage.
Enjoy!


Successful Green Energy Investments
by Barack Obama

My Thoughts on Personal Liberty
by Nanny Michael Bloomberg

Actual Hard Scientific Evidence Supporting the Theory of Human-Induced Climate Change
by Michael Mann

The Relevance of Newspapers in the 21st Century
by NY Times Publisher Pinch Sulzberger

Socialist Policies That Actually Work
by French President Francois Hollande

Turbo Tax Tips
by Tim Geithner

My Ideas for Stimulating the Economy
by Ben Bernanke

Things I've Actually Accomplished (Instead of Just Getting the Credit For)
by Barack Obama

My Low-Consumption Small-Carbon-Footprint Lifestyle
by Al Gore

How #Occupy Wall Street Has Changed America For the Better!
by Inmate #54623

Handbook of Modern Journalistic Ethics
by Kim Jung Un

The Future of GM
by Rick Wagoner Kent Kresa Ed Whitacre Dan Akerson

Diplomatic Triumphs of Soft Power
by Hillary Clinton

How The New Bullet Train Will Benefit California
by Gov. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown

The Truths Revealed By My Movies
by Michael Moore

How Do I Love Barack Obama, Let Me Count the Ways!
by Bill Clinton

The Honesty, Integrity and Wisdom of Harry Reid
by His Friends

Why Barack Obama Deserved the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize
by Liu Xiaobo

The Ways Public Employee Unions Benefit Society
by Stockton, CA Mayor Ann Johnston

Why Barack Obama MUST Be Re-elected
by Anna Wintour

Today's Political Class's Approach to Solving Problems
by U. Gotta & B. Kidding

The Logic Behind The ObamaCare Decison
by Chief Justice John Roberts

How I Sacrificed Self-Interest In Favor of Public Service
by Michelle Obama

Changes Theresa and I Have Made On A Personal Level to Combat Climate Change
by John Kerry

Good Reasons to Consider Purchasing A Chevy Volt
by U. R. Stuck

Proof the Stimulus Worked!
by Napoleon Krugman
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How to find evidence of voter fraud and WMD's.
by the Republican party

How to richer and more smarterer
by Red States

How to have charm, warmth, humour or sincerity.
Senor Mittins

How to prove to a country you're not going senile.
Dirty Harry
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wars won by the US
By Government Press.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Muso: why do you love the republicans so much?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

juniper wrote:
@Muso: why do you love the republicans so much?


because he lives in a bubble ignoring all facts.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How not to fuck up the budget and blame the democrats

All republican presidents since Reagan.
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Libertardian denial of reality is wholly unimpressive and unconvincing, and simply serves to demonstrate what a bunch of delusional fools they all are.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

juniper wrote:
@Muso: why do you love the republicans so much?


I don't. I just really can't stand the left.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Famous People of Hawaii
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
juniper wrote:
@Muso: why do you love the republicans so much?


I don't. I just really can't stand the left.
I would agree that there's a lot of lefties right now that ought to be sent to the loonie bin, but they still seem a lot less insane than their opponents...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ichbinsisyphos wrote:
Famous People of Hawaii


--By Brother Iz
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turtles all the way down

An inventory of elephant-based support beams
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

b0nafide wrote:
Turtles all the way down
An inventory of elephant-based support beams


I would go with:
An answer to what is below the bottom turtle
God

Also:
How to increase employee productivity and improve morale
My boss

Great passes I have throw this season
Denard (Shoelace) Robinson

Too specific?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ichbinsisyphos wrote:
Famous People of Hawaii

:? Do you mean the book written by Rat ?

I definitely believe that translating any book-with-no-page is a treason. The meaning is well... betrayed !
So well... I would prefer it in the original version :

De Hawaiii Illustribus
Muso

(BTW : No disrespect meant to any existing forum member... just that... I could not resist)
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reported your post. Just in-case.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aCOSwt wrote:
De Hawaiii Illustribus
Muso

(BTW : No disrespect meant to any existing forum member... just that... I could not resist)


Then, please, clarify what you meant.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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aCOSwt wrote:
De Hawaiii Illustribus
Muso

(BTW : No disrespect meant to any existing forum member... just that... I could not resist)


Then, please, clarify what you meant.


:roll:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_viris_illustribus

good grief man. I thought you said you went to college.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sugar wrote:
Muso wrote:
aCOSwt wrote:
De Hawaiii Illustribus
Muso

(BTW : No disrespect meant to any existing forum member... just that... I could not resist)


Then, please, clarify what you meant.


:roll:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_viris_illustribus

good grief man. I thought you said you went to college.


I wasn't asking you, I was asking aCOSwt.. And what you did was a personal attack. So should I report you for being a complete pussy troll with no brain and a 1 cm penis?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:

I wasn't asking you, I was asking aCOSwt.. And what you did was a personal attack. So should I report you for being a complete pussy troll with no brain and a 1 cm penis?

Bah. I was going to ask what an incomplete asshole would be. Damn ninjas and their edits.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incomplete assholes can't see the report button.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sikpuppy wrote:
Muso wrote:

I wasn't asking you, I was asking aCOSwt.. And what you did was a personal attack. So should I report you for being a complete pussy troll with no brain and a 1 cm penis?

Bah. I was going to ask what an incomplete asshole would be. Damn ninjas and their edits.


¿Que?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vadis
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
¿Que?

:P
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
I wasn't asking you, I was asking aCOSwt.. And what you did was a personal attack. So should I report you for being a complete pussy troll with no brain and a 1 cm penis?


I was just giving you a friendly ribbing. Then you had to take it too far!
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