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wswartzendruber
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 Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:11 pm Post subject: Service Members: Remember Your 11 General Orders! |
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There's been a serious lack discipline around here with regards to sentries following their eleven general orders.
All section chiefs will immediately reiterate the following to their service members:
- To take charge of this table and all drinks within reach.
- To walk quickly to and from the head/latrine to prevent serious interference with drinking.
- To report all soda drinkers to the battalion commander or other commanding officer.
- To repeat all calls for refills from buddies too far gone to be heard.
- To quit my table only when satisfied there is no more to drink.
- To receive, put away, or pass on to anyone who can handle them all shots from the bartender, waitress, cooks, dishwasher, and all helpers of the bar for that matter.
- To talk to no one who drinks soft drinks.
- To give the alarm in case of "last call" so that all present may get the maximum benefit from the time remaining.
- To call long and loud if the drinks seem to be coming too slowly.
- To salute all Bourbon, Scotch and Gin not corked.
- To be especially watchful for nights that the drinks are free, and during the times that the liquors are running short, to challenge anyone who seems to be getting more to drink than myself, and to allow no one to get drunker than I do.
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runningwithscissors
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Why are you pretending like you are still in the army? Didn't you quit and go to college?
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wswartzendruber
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Even in civilian life, veterans still have a duty to uphold! This is outlined above.  |
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Old School
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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Isn't it a little early to start drinking?
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wswartzendruber
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| This is just a preparatory briefing to ready everyone for actual military activity. |
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Koala Kid
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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what is your rank, again ?
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Old School
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| Koala Kid wrote: | | what is your rank, again ? |
Civilian.
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djdunn
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| Old School wrote: | Isn't it a little early to start drinking?
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too early to start or too late to stop?
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| runningwithscissors wrote: | | Why are you pretending like you are still in the army? Didn't you quit and go to college? |
I do believe he is trying to become a productive member of society rather than a destructive parasite. We will see 
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wswartzendruber
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Old School wrote: | | Koala Kid wrote: | | what is your rank, again ? |
Civilian. |
Civilian First Class |
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energyman76b
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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| wswartzendruber wrote: | | Old School wrote: | | Koala Kid wrote: | | what is your rank, again ? |
Civilian. |
Civilian First Class |
is that above or below bed pan holder?
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sugar
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I'm a little disappointed there's no rule for 'shouting'
| Quote: | A round of drinks is a set of alcoholic beverages purchased by one person in a group for that complete group. The purchaser buys the round of drinks as a single order at the bar. In many places it is customary for people to take turns buying rounds.
It is a ubiquitous custom in Ireland, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, and Australia. In Australia and New Zealand it is referred to as shouting. This practice is also customary in many parts of North America, especially in areas where people with cultural roots in Ireland and the UK predominate. A notable exception was the UK State Management Scheme in which treating (i.e. buying a round) was forbidden, from July 1916 until June 1919. |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_of_drinks
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| Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:35 am Post subject: |
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| Old School wrote: | | Isn't it a little early to start drinking? |
It's happy hour somewhere.
| djdunn wrote: | | too early to start or too late to stop? |
It's not too late for AA.
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pjp
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| Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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| wswartzendruber wrote: | | Service Members: Remember Your 11 General Orders! |
I got out for a reason.
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| pjp wrote: | | wswartzendruber wrote: | | Service Members: Remember Your 11 General Orders! |
I got out for a reason. |
They wouldn't advance you beyond E4?
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energyman76b
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everybody above OR3 (upper half) is gay anyway.
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BoneKracker
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| energyman76b wrote: | | everybody above OR3 (upper half) is gay anyway. |
What's "OR", "officer rank"?
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BoneKracker
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Oh, okay. That's what I'd know as an E-3.
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pjp
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| BoneKracker wrote: | | pjp wrote: | | wswartzendruber wrote: | | Service Members: Remember Your 11 General Orders! |
I got out for a reason. |
They wouldn't advance you beyond E4? :P |
I turned down the "assistance" of a CSM because I didn't want to be a lifer.
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wswartzendruber
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| energyman76b wrote: | | everybody above OR3 (upper half) is gay anyway. |
Given that I was a Corporal (OR-4), am I worthy of your hatred?  |
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energyman76b
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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| wswartzendruber wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: | | everybody above OR3 (upper half) is gay anyway. |
Given that I was a Corporal (OR-4), am I worthy of your hatred? |
i don't hate gay people
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Libertardian denial of reality is wholly unimpressive and unconvincing, and simply serves to demonstrate what a bunch of delusional fools they all are.
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notageek
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You love gay people?
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Koala Kid
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| wswartzendruber wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: | | everybody above OR3 (upper half) is gay anyway. |
Given that I was a Corporal (OR-4), am I worthy of your hatred? |
mmmm, you finished the army as Corporal? that's it?
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