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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:38 pm    Post subject: Sex Toy Fools Entire Chinese Village Reply with quote

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/06/sex-toy-fools-entire-chinese-village/

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The discovery of a double-headed sex toy mistaken for a mystical rare fungus brought national notoriety to a Chinese village and TV program this week.
Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, encountered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft. Hard-pressed to identify the flexible, fungi-like object, perplexed residents alerted the local news station, which immediately sent reporter Yunfeng Ye to the scene.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guy who invented the prank, deserves a Nobel.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awesome, thanks for the link!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notageek wrote:
The guy who invented the prank, deserves a Nobel.


indeed :lol:

BonezTheGoon wrote:
Awesome, thanks for the link!


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thanks !
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's no +4 Mushroom of Immortality; that's a miniature Pocket Pussy designed for tiny, pinkie-sized Chinese penises!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Putting the fun in fungus.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Presumably it was made of some latex / whatever material, so how could they think that material was a plant.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pjp wrote:
Presumably it was made of some latex / whatever material, so how could they think that material was a plant.


Because they thought it was a magical plant.

I mean once you open the possibilities to magical plants that grant immortality, what's left to cause you to question it's composition?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doh! You're right! :D
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmitchell wrote:
Putting the fun in fungus.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There seems to be a pattern here. :lol:
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