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BoneKracker
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| Quote: | By Jim Tankersley
3:05 PM PDT, April 26, 2009
Reporting from Washington -- Press Secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters that Obama has shown no flu symptoms since returning from Mexico, where he stopped April 16 and 17 on his way to a regional economic summit.
"The doctors advised us that the president's health was never in any danger," Gibbs said. |
Oh, and new rule: Obama is only allowed to place himself in mortal danger if Biden goes with him.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:39 am Post subject: |
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Thank goodness. Can you imagine a President Biden?
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| Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:46 am Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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I was expecting a chocolate superman joke.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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| numerodix wrote: | | I was expecting a chocolate superman joke. |
No no. It's "chocolate Jesus", not "chocolate superman".
The idea comes from the way he was portrayed by many of his supporters as a sort of "savior" and in certain posters:
http://video1.washingtontimes.com/bellantoni/obama_dream.jpeg
But it appears there is indeed an Obama/Jesus now:
http://disembedded.wordpress.com/2007/04/01/obama-as-jesus-live-at-the-art-institute-of-chicago/
The original "chocolate Jesus" reference was made by liberal comedian, Bill Maher.
| Quote: | There seems to be some similarity of how some zealous people are about the Obama movement and how crazy people get about religion. Do you see the same thing?
Bill Maher: You mean that they're positioning Obama as some sort of chocolate Jesus who is infallible? |
http://www.movieweb.com/news/NEwIJBzzLd8BAy
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I prefer superman, he had the cooler outfit
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| numerodix wrote: | | I prefer superman, he had the cooler outfit |
Faster than a speeding bullet, dude! Plus -- X-ray vision! 
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I wonder if he could see bacteria too if he wanted to. Maybe get an upgrade from Jor El.
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| numerodix wrote: | | I wonder if he could see bacteria too if he wanted to. Maybe get an upgrade from Jor El. |
That would be horrifying. To walk around seeing bacteria everywhere? You'd definitely never perform cunnilingus again.
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I would like to get an upgrade whereby I don't have to see insects and at the same time I'm immune to them.
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I would like to get an upgrade where I could stop time but still move around.
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Superman is lame.
I prefer the Dark Knight, Batman. He doesn't try to be your friend, or a goody goody nice guy. He just gets the job done,with brutal efficiency.
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| BoneKracker wrote: | | numerodix wrote: | | I prefer superman, he had the cooler outfit |
Faster than a speeding bullet, dude! Plus -- X-ray vision! |
When he was bowing to the Saudi king, he was only do it to get a better look at his balls.
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| LD wrote: | Superman is lame.
I prefer the Dark Knight, Batman. He doesn't try to be your friend, or a goody goody nice guy. He just gets the job done,with brutal efficiency. |
That's what I love about you LD. Your sensitivity. 
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| freelight wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | | numerodix wrote: | | I prefer superman, he had the cooler outfit |
Faster than a speeding bullet, dude! Plus -- X-ray vision! |
When he was bowing to the Saudi king, he was only do it to get a better look at his balls. |
No, he was sterilizing him with an intense burst of focused radiation.
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| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:36 am Post subject: |
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I saw an update on MSNBC that says the President still has no flu symptoms.
The White House Press Secretary made an announcement that the President is not in any danger.
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| BoneKracker wrote: | I saw an update on MSNBC that says the President still has no flu symptoms.
The White House Press Secretary made an announcement that the President is not in any danger.
::phwew:: |
But the dangerous part of the flu is that he could be spreading the disease without any symptoms! They may not show up for weeks! ZOMG PANIC! |
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| zixnub wrote: | | http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9173/1216234389134xn2.jpg |
ZOMG! Prepare Air Force One for Low-Altitude Urban Airspace Missions!! |
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| old school wrote: | | LD wrote: | Superman is lame.
I prefer the Dark Knight, Batman. He doesn't try to be your friend, or a goody goody nice guy. He just gets the job done,with brutal efficiency. |
That's what I love about you LD. Your sensitivity. |
I'm sensitive to my boot in your face old man. 
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| LD wrote: | | old school wrote: | | LD wrote: | Superman is lame.
I prefer the Dark Knight, Batman. He doesn't try to be your friend, or a goody goody nice guy. He just gets the job done,with brutal efficiency. |
That's what I love about you LD. Your sensitivity. |
I'm sensitive to my boot in your face old man. |
You can't be doing that "get the job done, with brutal efficiency" shit any more. You'll end up with the Mayor of Gotham throwing you under the bus for political points and an Independent Investigator and a Special Prosecutor trying to crucify you. |
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| BoneKracker wrote: | | LD wrote: | | old school wrote: | | LD wrote: | Superman is lame.
I prefer the Dark Knight, Batman. He doesn't try to be your friend, or a goody goody nice guy. He just gets the job done,with brutal efficiency. |
That's what I love about you LD. Your sensitivity. |
I'm sensitive to my boot in your face old man. |
You can't be doing that "get the job done, with brutal efficiency" shit any more. You'll end up with the Mayor of Gotham throwing you under the bus for political points and an Independent Investigator and a Special Prosecutor trying to crucify you. |
Please, politicians throw you under the bus the moment they think it will benifit them.
That's what a Batarang to the head and a contingency plan are for.
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| LD wrote: | | ... Batarang ... |
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