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funklord Tux's lil' helper
Joined: 29 May 2004 Posts: 78
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:37 pm Post subject: HOWTO: Download porn without your significant other knowing |
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DISCLAIMER: I said without your significant other knowing, but if they're linux savvy, you're doomed, at least with this guide.
The tools you'll need:
- Screen
- a console bittorrent client
- a website to download torrents from (I had listed one site in particular in an earlier try at this post, but it was moved to the dustbin. I guess you're on your own with this part).
- Make a hidden directory. This fools most linux noob SOs. You'll want to make it sound somewhat innocuous if the unthinkable happens and the SO finds your porn stash. I made one in my homedirectory like this:
Download some torrents that sound interesting, and put them in our hidden directory.
Get the tools. I like Shad0w's experimental bittorent client, but any that has a console mode should suffice.
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emerge bittornado screen -v
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Let's say we have a torrent named "prettygirlsfullyclothed.torrent", and it's in our hidden directory. Now we start downloading:
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screen
cd ._backup
btdownloadcurses.py --max_upload_rate 8 --max_connections 30 prettygirlsfullyclothed.torrent
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NOTE: I set the max upload rate and max connections according to what works well on my system without affecting my web browsing and general net usage. Your mileage may vary.
Now hit CTRL-a and d to detach the screen from your current console.
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Profit!
Now if you want to see how your download is going, open a console and type:
For a tutorial on screen, go here.
OTHER STUFF:
- If you want to hide your web activities and you use firefox (I've never used regular mozilla so I don't know if this works in it or not) you can make another profile and use that one. To do this start firefox with the -p option to open the profile browser, and make a new profile (again, you want to make it something innocuous sounding). When you want to start browsing for porn, start firefox with the -p option, followed by your profile name. For example:
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firefox -p profilename |
I'm sure there are a lot more complicated or clever ways to cover your tracks, I was shooting for easy to use and straightforward in this guide. Anybody else with good tips, share them! |
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SilentGreg Apprentice
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 153 Location: New Jersey, USA
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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That's rather interesting. _________________ -Greg-
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nmcsween Guru
Joined: 12 Nov 2003 Posts: 381
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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This is freaking hilarious, throw this in OTW and watch the fun. _________________ Great Resources |
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Rainmaker Veteran
Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 1650 Location: /home/NL/ehv/
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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ok... good howto. This will come in handy
Another tip: download to
.__backup/lpt1/lpt1/
This way, if you have FTP open, Windows clients won't be able to connect. (at least IE, don't know about aceftp or something) _________________ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. |
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daff Apprentice
Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 232 Location: Vienna, Austria
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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Very handy, gotta try it out sometime, especially with Azureus eating a lot of valuable CPU time.
Interesting: 750 views in less than 3 days, yet only 3 (now 4) replies _________________ Instead of asking why a piece of software is using 1970s technology,
start asking why software is ignoring 30 years of accumulated wisdom. |
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MaxDamage l33t
Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 650 Location: Oviedo, Spain
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Nobody downloads p0rn under Linux. By using this OS all us get incledible sex appeal automagically (well you need to compile it first). _________________ La PDA de tungsteno |
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Cold-Phoenix n00b
Joined: 17 Jun 2004 Posts: 24
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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Major bug in this topic.
What about viewing said materials without SO discovering, surely a section should be added on second X sessions and things of that nature! |
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Aedolon n00b
Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 11
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:54 am Post subject: |
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Cold-Phoenix wrote: | Major bug in this topic.
What about viewing said materials without SO discovering, surely a section should be added on second X sessions and things of that nature! |
What bug? Subject was about downloading porn. But we need another HOWTO for watching porn! |
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baeksu l33t
Joined: 26 Sep 2004 Posts: 609 Location: Seoul, Korea
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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There is also a nice command line tool (perl script) for downloading some, eh, visual representations of less than fully robed females (or males, we don't discriminate). It's good for those times when you don't have internet access in your own privacy. It's also quite much faster than simple browsing in collecting lots of pictures.
http://fetchgals.sourceforge.net/
One caveat, though. The default list of sites it comes with have some very, very unique ones, too. So you better prune down those lists if you don't want to see things that might shock you. _________________ Gnome:
1. A legendary being.
2. A never ending quest to make unix friendly to people who don't want unix and excruciating for those that do. |
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Corw|n of Amber Apprentice
Joined: 08 Aug 2003 Posts: 221 Location: Socialist Sovietic Republic of Belgium
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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Code: | $ emerge -s fetchgals
Searching...
[ Results for search key : fetchgals ]
[ Applications found : 0 ] |
Well, wouldn't anyone make an ebuild for that?
(I don't know how to do it, otherwise this post would contain the code ready to use.) _________________ Whoever is enough of a fanatic to KILL people should be shot on sight. |
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Dana Merrick Tux's lil' helper
Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 84 Location: Trinity College
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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daff wrote: | Interesting: 750 views in less than 3 days, yet only 3 (now 4) replies |
Fine, I'll admit it.
I may have seen a pornographic movie.
Once.
*cough* _________________ I'm proud of my life, and the things that I have done,
proud of myself, and the loner I've become.
you're free to whine; it will not get you far,
I do just fine, my car and my guitar.
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H3g3m0n Tux's lil' helper
Joined: 14 Dec 2002 Posts: 97
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:52 am Post subject: |
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Might be worth trying to find a way to encrypt the pr0n rather than just putting it into a hidden folder. If somone was to do a locate for somthing that happens to match one of your files you could be in troubble. I know its possible to make file with mount that can be mounted like a drive and im sure there is some way to encrypt them the same way. That way even if they find the file they won't know was it is or how to use it, and if they do then they would need to know your decryption key
I found a link here with instructions: http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Loopback-Encrypted-Filesystem-HOWTO.html
Just make sure you don't run updatedb with it mounted, rember to unmount it and that any histroy files (~/.bash_histroy) are wiped. Might be worth making a script that asks you for the key rather than doing it on the command line in a prompt, that way the key doens't show up in the history at all, and even if somone attempted to recover the harddrive data nothing should show up.
This should stop your p0rn stash from being discoverable even if the person has a high level of linux knollage and suspects the file is suspicious.
Might be a bit extreem for pr0n but i figure if your going to do somthing do it right
Also worth turning off your browser cache/history stuff in your other firefox profile. |
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John5788 Advocate
Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Posts: 2140 Location: 127.0.0.1
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:14 am Post subject: |
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i would prefer getting another drive, maybe 20gb should be good enough for ur pr0n urges, mount it under some random location in /usr/ and unmount when ur not using it .
you could also open ur case and hide ur magazines in there if u have one of those cases without an acrylic window, that way theyre all toasty and warm for you when you need them the most _________________ John5788 |
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psyqil Advocate
Joined: 26 May 2003 Posts: 2767
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:51 am Post subject: |
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Aedolon wrote: | Cold-Phoenix wrote: | Major bug in this topic.
What about viewing said materials without SO discovering, surely a section should be added on second X sessions and things of that nature! |
What bug? Subject was about downloading porn. But we need another HOWTO for watching porn! |
Code: | screen mplayer -vo aa porn.avi | In case of emergency: detach!
perhaps add -ao null for enhanced security |
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JuNix Apprentice
Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 224 Location: Sheffield
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:18 am Post subject: Re: HOWTO: Download porn without your significant other know |
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funklord wrote: | btdownloadcurses.py --max_upload_rate 8 --max_connections 30 prettygirlsfullyclothed.torrent
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Hey if your SO did 'ps -ef' wouldn't they see the names of the files you're d/l?
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log Apprentice
Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 168 Location: Adelaide, Australia
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:55 am Post subject: |
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Another good way is to just make another account. call the account "backup" or something?
anyway, then you can log in to that account whenever you need your porn fix
also, make sure yuo change your umask hahaha |
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andyjeffries Apprentice
Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Posts: 196 Location: Stevenage, Herts, UK
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:06 am Post subject: |
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H3g3m0n wrote: | that any histroy files (~/.bash_histroy) are wiped. |
rm ~/.bash_history
ln -s /dev/null ~/.bash_history
_________________ Developer of gPHPEdit
A8N-SLI/AMD X2 4800+/2GB Dual Channel/GF 7900GT OC |
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Deranger Veteran
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 1215
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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andyjeffries wrote: | H3g3m0n wrote: | that any histroy files (~/.bash_histroy) are wiped. |
rm ~/.bash_history
ln -s /dev/null ~/.bash_history
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This works too: put "export HISTFILESIZE=0" in ~/.bashrc |
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Zepp Veteran
Joined: 15 Mar 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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hehe this is pretty funny |
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nsahoo l33t
Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 618
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:49 am Post subject: |
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heh .. i thought we had enough built in pr0n stuff already - comes as a standard part in any unix distribution. what happened to those date, strip .. sleep etc. jokes .. ? |
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caravela Tux's lil' helper
Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 118
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:12 am Post subject: |
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screen can be used for this or for someting more usefull to like , taking this example , see how you torrents go while you are at work or school , just ssh the machine and resume your screen session, screen -r, or it might came in handy when you need to ssh a machine and you want to run a program that doesn't allows you to exit the ssh session , just create a screen session or create a new terminal window ctrl+a->c , ctrl+space to cicle bettwen ,detach and done, exit. Sceens runs the programs outside screen so they will show up when you do a ps so you can kill a process without killing the all session. |
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Zepp Veteran
Joined: 15 Mar 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:18 am Post subject: |
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caravela wrote: | screen can be used for this or for someting more usefull to like , taking this example , see how you torrents go while you are at work or school , just ssh the machine and resume your screen session, screen -r, or it might came in handy when you need to ssh a machine and you want to run a program that doesn't allows you to exit the ssh session , just create a screen session or create a new terminal window ctrl+a->c , ctrl+space to cicle bettwen ,detach and done, exit. Sceens runs the programs outside screen so they will show up when you do a ps so you can kill a process without killing the all session. |
ya screen is awesome |
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nx12 Apprentice
Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 193
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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You can also use aaxine inside screen to view pr0nmovies very handy and works on remote terminals.
That's the UNIXway to watch pr0n on your remote univercity cluster. _________________ signature sucks |
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viperlin Veteran
Joined: 15 Apr 2003 Posts: 1319 Location: UK
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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sounds silly but better way of using screen IMHO:
then run it inside and detach with CTRL-A-D
then to re-attach run:
using this way helps with multiple screen sessions as you can easily name them no more having to open all the sessions to find the one you wanted. |
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xbmodder Guru
Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 404
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:49 am Post subject: |
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this is cool!
but:
cd /; find|grep pr0n _________________ http://xbmodder.us/ |
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